What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef