Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What's a cow no legs?

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.