Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

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The cow has the udder.

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What's a cow no legs?

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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3 Guys

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.