Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Tri Jokes More Tri Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.