Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"