Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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