Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Tri Jokes More Tri Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.