Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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They heard there was water at the end

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

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What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

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What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!