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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat