A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
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Nothing. They haven't met yet.
Nothing, they've never been together!
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
man-go juice!
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
An amputee
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
When their lips move
A palm tree
A palm tree!
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
Alistairs in this house are broken !
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
