Leave Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...