What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points