Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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I'll tell you guys later.

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The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.