Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.