Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Get off me, homes.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"