Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.