Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.