Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Oh, just put it on my bill."

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That was your fault!!!

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Oh, sorry...my fault.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.