Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?