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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Render Jokes More Render Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.