What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years