They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
They're afraid of change.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
There was some money in the kitty !
Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!
He kept trying to shave the princess.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years