What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years