What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.