What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years