What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.