What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years