What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years