What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!