Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.