Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !