Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam