Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!