Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena