Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob