Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming