What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam