What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!