What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.