What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !