What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!