What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.