What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.