What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.