What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.