What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.