Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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When he was nailed on the cross.

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He found a chink in it.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)