Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out