Ww2 Jokes

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...