Ww2 Jokes

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"