Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.