Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place