Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.