I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
A: Public access.
They combined for 16 paws.
Hamsterdam!
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because he was checking her out.
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Blacking out and gaining money.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
Because she never marries the best man.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
