How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.