How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.