How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.