Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

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Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920