How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!