How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!