How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.