What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error