What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."