What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.