The size of the tip.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
Because they never leave a tip.
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
They ostrich-sized him
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Two cents
