What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.