What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!