What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.