What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.