What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.