How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!