How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!