How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !