Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

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Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn