Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn?

Ebo-wling