Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Brooklyn Jokes More Brooklyn Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn?

Ebo-wling