Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does french cheese expire?

From age

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months