Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Billy Joel Jokes More Billy Joel Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.