Because he was framed!
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Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
It was framed.
His alibi.
Odour in court!
A furry curries only fury from a jury.
Riot gear.
Open a can
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
You use test tickles
I'm a dog."
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
His hand caught fire.
It's not a too-nah!"
By sea-mail.
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
On duck tape !