Because he was framed!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
It was framed.
His alibi.
Odour in court!
A furry curries only fury from a jury.
Because he didn't start the fire.
I'm all forum.
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
You're-a-peein"
Because it's not stroganoff.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
A stinkasaurus!
I was just following odors."
You only need one nail for the frame
I've been framed.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Watson the menu
Target practice.
Riot gear.
