Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Punchline
Amputin
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
White privilege