Expire Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired