What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired