What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin