What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired