What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired