What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

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Don't taste me, bro !

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Because a cop robbed him.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired