How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.