How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.