How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)