How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.