Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Planting Evidence Jokes More Planting Evidence Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.