What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.