What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.