Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K