Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Short Temper Jokes More Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.