Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.