A midget.
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He couldn't budget.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Nothing, you already said it twice.
It's harder to break bills.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Triple, eh?
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because of the .
It means nothing to them.
He was on his coffin break.
Neither work when you open windows.
A lumbering oaf.
He got cut from the naval base.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
He worked it out with a pencil.
You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.
Dead people had lives.
