A midget.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He couldn't budget.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Go the other guey.
I literally cant even write now
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
Poop-ease
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
A Toyoda
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
What could go wrong " My son apparently
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
Missouri.