A midget.
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He couldn't budget.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
He works it out with a pencil.
A flap in the face.
Because cars takes you from A to B
My dalmatian after being hit by a car
Depreciation.
His desk is level
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
Because it's the scenter!
And the answer is, 'Knee'
