Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
He married his cousin.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
A: Flatman and Ribbon
A BOOick.
Me: Why are you living in the past
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Their personality.