Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.