Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.