Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.