Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level