Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.