Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.