What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!