What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.