What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.