What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!