What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."