What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.