Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.