Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline