Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries