Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries