Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries