Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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A fruit by the foot

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A Communist

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Because he showed up baked.

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one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries