What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.