What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.