What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self