Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!