Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.