Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!