Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror