Go stand in front of a mirror
They told him his wife died recently.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
I will not stand for this.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
A chair
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
