How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree