How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.