How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!