How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!