What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Seamstresse Jokes More Seamstresse Jokes

What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)