What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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My zipper.

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What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)