What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?

You seamstressed.