How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.