How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.