How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.