I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
Banana cake!
You
I'll tell you later
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.
Go stand in front of a mirror
Twitzerland.
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
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I tell you tomorrow.
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It said 'concentrate' on it
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Congress
Some idiot pulled it out to late
Downvote it.
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
Give them a bible
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Blue
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Tell him he's a duck.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)
HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!
You will get burned, you idiot.
I'll tell you later.
A: Flattered.
A cuckoo clock.
Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Redneck: "Why is it required "
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
So he could tell the time at night !
What an Idiot.
She's Bright...
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
I'll tell you guys later.
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
Who says they're acting
A: Change it to what
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Shot it!
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
He fell out of the tree.
Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)
To die as a martyr.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Hop in.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
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Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
