Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What would make Batman really salty?

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

What's worse than a moron?

A lessoff.

What did the super smart dude say to the moron?

What did the super smart dude say to the moron?

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !