Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What would make Batman really salty?

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

Gotham Jokes More Gotham Jokes

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !