Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What do you call an idiot?

You

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What's worse than a moron?

A lessoff.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.