Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

Gotham Jokes More Gotham Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !