How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis