How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!