How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.