How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!