How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!