How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !