How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.