Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Should it really be a lightbulb
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
I'm asking for for a friend.
