How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.