Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Should it really be a lightbulb
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Apparently not 8
Five six seven eight!
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
